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 | Path | What it is |
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 | [`docs/one-page-flyer.html`](docs/one-page-flyer.html) | **Advertising one-pager** — print A4 portrait, or use the rendered [PDF](docs/Contingency-2027-flyer.pdf) |
-| [`docs/one-page-flyer.md`](docs/one-page-flyer.md) | Same copy as plain text, for Discord/Facebook/email |
+| [`docs/one-page-simple.txt`](docs/one-page-simple.txt) | **Plain-text one-pager** — one paragraph per game, no formatting. Paste anywhere |
+| [`docs/one-page-flyer.md`](docs/one-page-flyer.md) | The designed flyer's copy in Markdown |
 | [`docs/schedule.md`](docs/schedule.md) | Slot grid, running times, day-by-day GM load, prep deadlines |
 | [`docs/warhorn-blurbs.md`](docs/warhorn-blurbs.md) | Player-facing, spoiler-free pitches for Warhorn submission |
 | [`docs/dead-air-trilogy-bible.md`](docs/dead-air-trilogy-bible.md) | The linking truth, arc rules and hand-off state for the CoC trilogy |
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+CONTINGENCY 2027
+Wyrd Sisters Games Club - 27-31 January 2027 - Searles, Hunstanton
+
+Eight games run by Tim Evans, two a day: one afternoon, one evening. Four-hour
+slots, pre-generated characters, no system knowledge needed, safety tools at
+every table. Booking on Warhorn, sign-ups also taken at the event. Full content
+notes on each game's listing.
+
+ANOTHER BLOODY TREASURE MAP - Vanity - Wed afternoon - 6 players
+You bought a treasure map off a man in a tavern. Yes. You know. So did four
+other groups this week, and by Tuesday there were three parties on the same
+road being extremely rude to each other. Here is the thing, though: the map is
+real, and the old man who printed four hundred of them was not running a
+swindle. He was recruiting. A light, funny dungeon crawl that stops being funny
+at the vault door.
+
+AFTERIMAGE - Blade Runner RPG - Wed evening - 4 players
+Los Angeles, 2037. A memory designer is dead in his studio and Rep-Detect has
+the case with a whisper attached: rogue replicant. The whisper comes from a
+corporation, and it is a lie of the useful kind. You have until dawn, the case
+is wrong in every particular, and nobody in this story gets to be right. You
+only get to decide who pays.
+
+BLACK SUMMER: LAST FLIGHT OUT - Walking Dead Universe - Thu afternoon - 5 players
+New York, six weeks after the fall. The army's last plane leaves an old
+Brooklyn airfield at dawn, and boarding needs a stamped transit chit with your
+face on it. Between the five of you, you have three. Ten miles of dead city lie
+between here and the runway, and the queue at the far end is longer than
+anybody wants to think about. Fast zombies, worse people, no cavalry coming.
+
+THE FAVOUR - The Dee Sanction - Fri afternoon - 5 players
+Six months ago you left a witch finder at a crossroads with a list in his hand:
+three villages where the evidence did not add up and the verdict came anyway.
+Dee took the list. Now Garratt has called in the favour, and what he wants is
+one name cleared - a woman he hanged in 1581 on evidence he was paid to
+believe. Dee's instruction is impossible, and the village has its own view.
+
+THE CURIOUS CASE OF MR PARKER'S DIARY - Vaesen - Sat afternoon - 4 players
+A parcel reaches the Society in February: the field diary of an English
+naturalist who drowned in a northern lake last October, posted three weeks
+after he died. The first sixty pages are ordinary. The last twenty are in the
+same hand and written from somewhere outside his own life. The final page is
+dated nine days from now, and it describes your arrival.
+
+DEAD AIR - a Call of Cthulhu trilogy - Thu, Fri and Sat evenings - 6 players
+Under the Chancellery garden, below every level that appears on a captured
+plan, they built a room with walls the wrong shape. It was made to broadcast
+once, on the last night, to every loudspeaker still standing in Europe. They
+believed they were calling something. They were the call. Each part stands
+completely alone, so take one, take two, or take all three.
+
+I. ASH & CONCRETE - Berlin, February 1946 - Thu evening
+You catalogue German science before the other lot get to it, and it has been
+six weeks of frozen filing cabinets. Then a requisition turns up for forty tons
+of concrete delivered to a building that was already finished. There is a room
+under the bunker that is on nobody's plan, it is under two metres of water, and
+you are not the only people who want it.
+
+II. THE QUIET CITY - a closed city in the Urals, October 1962 - Fri evening
+You have worked here eleven years and long ago stopped being curious about the
+tapes. On Monday the gates shut for an administrative period. On Tuesday a
+technician takes off his headphones and walks into the lake. On Friday, at six
+in the morning, someone is going to close a switch.
+
+III. FULL VOLUME - Berlin, today - Sat evening
+A lacquer disc came out of a box of Cold War acetates at auction and sold for
+four hundred euros to a producer who liked the label. He sampled fifteen
+seconds of it. You have almost certainly already heard it. At midnight it
+closes a festival, live and uncut, to two hundred thousand people.